| humiliation scene courtesy of Weird Al |
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| Written by Mistress Talia |
| Monday, 01 September 2008 17:32 |
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Master Yankovic did a song called "You're Pitiful" which is a take-off on James Blunt's "You're Beautiful"; we present it here (and if you don't like male doms, pretend it's a forced bi scene):
Lyric: My life is brilliant; your life's a joke: you're just pathetic, you're always broke. Your homemade Star Trek uniform really ain't impressing me. You're suffering from delusions of adequacy. You're pitiful, you're pitiful, you're pitiful, it's true. Never had a date that you couldn't inflate, and you smell repulsive too. What a bummer being you. Well, you just can't dance, and forget romance. Everybody you know still calls you "farty-pants." But you always have a job, well, I mean, as long as you still can work that Slurpee machine. You're pitiful, you're pitiful, you're pitiful, it's true. You're half-undressed eating chips off your chest while you're playing Halo Two; no one's classier than you. La la la la, La la la la La la la la, Loser! You're pitiful, you're pitiful, you're pitiful, it's true. Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself. You still live with your mom and you're forty-two. Guess you'll never grow a clue. Well, it just sucks to be you. Unfortunately, he ran out of song before he got around to the small-dick insults. Add your comment |
