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Written by Lady Johanna   
Sunday, 22 February 2009 12:00
I ran across this amusing quote on a forum recently; a guy said his wife sent it to him...

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater."

"If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby."

"If you give her a house, she'll give you a home."

"If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal."

"If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart."

"She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her."

"So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

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