Mistress Talia: a sadistic domme

The blog that jumped out at me whilst cruising the TPBs world this week was the fucking disgusting post about a cookbook devoted to sperm recipes posted by Walrus. Hmmm... maybe Johanna should get a copy of that for her forced-bi callers so she can combine dominating them with her cooking interests.

Walrus also went on to post about a new product to allow women to stand up to piss and wondered about why we'd need such a thing. Honestly, I don't know. I learned to aim in the shower at age 13, which comes in quite handy when camping or otherwise needing to pee where there's not johns around. He worries women will look like dykes with hard-ons wearing the feminine urination device, but honestly, I can accomplish that look in public just fine wearing my strapon, though I admit it interferes with being able to pee standing up.

And BTW, Walrus, there is no contradiction between being nice and being a sadistic dominating bitch. You never seen a nice chick on PMS?

A friend had suggested I blog about this story, but Athena Hollow "beat me" to it: stupid saw tricks as performed by morons who either had never heard the safe, sane, consensual slogan or were unaware that a power saw would cut through plastic. Ms. Geek checked out the Darwin Awards for more stupid sex tricks to add to her post, check it out.

Athena is also recruiting writers for Girl Geeks Online. If you're a geek with a naughty imagination, hit her up. All you guys in your mom's basements should definitely check this out, cause she pays for stories with free porn! I mean, can you BEAT that? <insert Beavis and Butthead snicker here>

Autumn has been doing personalized erotic stores for some time but is working on starting a pay site. If you've read any of her stuff, you'd know this is pretty exciting news, and you can read about her progress here. Personally, I plan to become an affiliate within seconds of her announcing it as there's nothing like this on the web and I've always loved well-crafted words way better than pics and movies.

Autumn's blog is one of my favorites just because I am so much more into text than images. For me, nothing beats a short story, unless it's a truly well-crafted novel. The images in my mind are so much hotter than images anyone else takes because my imagination is finally-tuned to get me off. She recently posted a rather hot story, sort of a rape fantasy with a surprise twist.

I don't have much to say about it myself, but the hottest topic of gossip amongst TPBs this week is Ana's sci-fi fetish as half of the folks try to figure out just how sick and twisted someone has to be to get into "Star Trick" porn and the other half, being a buncha geeks, drool all over her post. CLEAN UP NEEDED IN AISLE 3!

Ana went on to post about another one from these guys, Nutbusters, a porn spoof of Ghostbusters. I have no idea how she finds this weird shit!

BadWolf posted about a hot site called Suicide Girls, of "beautiful ladies with crazy tattoos, piercings and dreadlocks," which will not strictly BDSM, has that sort of feel to it. Though not quite as perverse as me, he does blog about some unusual chicks. The pics of these chicks definitely have that femdom feel to them, check it out.

In a roundup post, Bewinged, the word fetish chick, belabored the lack of leather-specific porn, specifically the scent and feel and look of leather. I confess, on those rare occasions I'm in a mall, when I pass a leathershop, the smell instantly makes me weak at the knees. Something Johanna wrote about leather, latex and rubber over on Sexy Phone Mistresses:

What is it about these substances that is so powerful that they bypass our sexual orientation, fetishes and fantasies, hitting our sexuality directly and in such a primal way?

When I pass a leather store in the mall, the smell invades my senses causing shivers to run up and down my spine. There’s little that can get me so wet as the musky scent of leather.

A friend had a voicemail he refused to erase for years; a dominatrix had called and whispered the word rubber" again and again. He melted every time he listened to it, her words turned him into a puddle of submissive arousal.

Are you like me, finding the smell an instant turn-on? Or more like my friend who gets so aroused by sound?

Or are you more visual?

• the sight of a hot dominatrix encased in a bright red rubber corset
• the look of shiny black PVC boots that go all the way up a femdomme’s legs
• the slinky silver curves of a tight-fitting neoprene dress wrapping around her waist

Or do you get more aroused by sensation?

• the scratchy feel of latigo wrapped around your throat as you hear the lock on the collar click
• embraced snugly as a dominant mummifies you with saran wrap
• the unyielding tightness of a latex vacuum bed

What is it about these things? I don’t have any desire to be intimate with a cow, but the scent of leather is an overwhelming experience for me. And it’s completely automatic, I don’t "think" leather, I just smell it and spontaneously react.

Do you have "buttons" like this that just hit you out of the blue?

Tell me about it.

I'm looking forward to hearing a lot more from Bewinged as I have to admit to being rather a word fetishist myself.

Footman posted about bondage, barefeet, discipline & fucking machines recently, a post which includes a lot about fucking machines. My fave is the Sybian, which is all over the net now. I remember when the only video you could get was from the company that made it; I watched that sucker over and over. They thought it was a sales tool, I thought it was porn. Hey, lovely ladies getting off is my thing!

One of my things anyways. Another of my things is control. A few of TPBs have expresses their bewilderment at the foot fetish. For me, even fetishes I'm not into personally are useful, as part of getting into someone's head. If I know what your buttons are, I can push them. Better still is if I know what your buttons are and can use them in a new and different way, to provoke unexpected responses. As such, there are NO fetishes I find uninteresting as they are fodder for my own fetish: domination and control.

Footman, if you haven't located it yet, Johanna posted a scene report about a foot fetish fulfilled that you might enjoy.

I was a bit disappointed over at Flip's place this week, as there were no gardening posts at all. I mean, this is a man who suggested a gardening forum on an adult webmaster board! Unfortunately, he's had a host go sour on him, so hasn't had much to say lately scrambling to get all that fixed up, so not a lot of posts to comment on lately on his blog. However, he did post poems about TPBs, check it out to see mine! He also set up the main TPBs blog with a nice design, though I'm not sure what exactly we're going to do with it yet. Stay tuned!

Rofl posted the funniest mockup of Walrus' icon with a huge cock. Rofl, do me next! But I think my cock should be bigger than his, after all, when you buy one off the shelf, who chooses a small one? ;)

Like many of the TPBs, he mocked me for the split pea soup recipe. All I can say is, if you haven't made it, you don't know what you're missing! Having a dozen quarts of this stuff around makes the winter quite a bit warmer!

That, of course, begs the question why a bunch of folks interested enough to blog about porn come over here to visit and all seem to notice the freaking recipe section instead of the fetishes, toy reviews, scene reports, book reviews, fantasies and web site reviews. I mean, if you can't find hot stuff here, you just aren't trying!

Over on Explicit Planet, RevTKS69, hubby of up-and-cumming porn star Sexy Schiava and posted a great deal of complimentary stuff about moi.

And here's some blogged porn from me: